We've all heard or heard of people who say things like: "Its not you, its me", when they really mean "It is you." Here's more of the same... watch out, it could be you we're talking about!
Women say... and they mean
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Can't we just be friends? |
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There is no way in hell I am ever going on a date with you! |
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I just need some space |
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Just stay away from me. |
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If you love me, please help me with my homework? |
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That one should work with this wimp. |
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Anything's fine. What do you want to do? |
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I can't believe he has nothing planned! |
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Oh no, I'll pay for myself |
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I'm just being nice; there's no way I'm going Dutch |
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Size doesn't count... |
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Yeah right! |
Men say... and they mean
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Can't we just be friends? |
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I want to keep my options open. |
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Can you help me with my homework? |
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I want to tell the guys we spent the evening together! |
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It's only orange juice, try it... |
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3 more shots, and she'll have her legs around my head! |
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I really want to get to know you better. |
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So we can do what I have told my friends we are already doing! |
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You're the only girl I've ever cared about. |
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You're the only girl that hasn't rejected me. |
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I want you back... |
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...for tonight anyway |
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We've been through so much together! |
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If not for you, I never would've lost my virginity. |
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I Love you. |
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I'm drunk. |
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