 | "I once worked at a sperm bank. It took a lot of pull to get that job." (Scott Roeben) |
| There is no remedy for sex but more sex. |
| Men are like chocolate bars.
Sweet, smooth and they usually head straight for your hips. |
| Men are like pillows.
Eventually, even the best ones get soft and lumpy. |
| Men are like cement.
After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard. |
| Men are like coffee.
The best ones are rich, hot and can keep you up all night. |
| Sex appeal is 50 percent what you've got and 50 percent what people think you've got. |
| The game of love is never called off on account of darkness. |
| Sex is a three-letter word that needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning. |
| What do women and a toilet seat have in common?
They are both warm when you get there, but you're always wondering who was there before you. |
| If you are having cyber sex, it is important to be safe and cautious: |
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| Always use a firewall or other protection against C.T.D.s (Cyberly Transmitted Disease) |
| Do not attempt to actually insert anything in to the keyboard itself. |
| In case of a broken firewall, be sure to pull out and shut down immediately! You will need to restart. Be sure your firewall is in place. |
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