Why we're lucky to be womens
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We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynaecological excuses. |
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It's cool to be a daddy's girl. It's pathetic to be a mommy's boy. |
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Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous. Men look like complete idiots in our clothes. |
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Should we wake up looking like something the cat dragged in, we can fix it with cosmetics. |
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We can have partners that are years younger than us without being called dirty old perverts. |
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People are amazed when we talk about football, cars and politics. They are disgusted when men talk about cosmetics, childbirth and the price of vegetables. |
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We live longer, so we get to cash in on the life insurance. |
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We know that games are fun, but don't believe there's a direct correlation between the size of our scores and the size of our... womanhood. |
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Taxis always stop for us. |
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We get drunk quicker and cheaper. |
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We have no desire to arrange our possessions in alphabetical order. Ever. |
